Recent content by Deadly Danson

Yep, how f***ing hard is it to add time on properly? Oh yes its "I'm going to prove I'm the worst ref in PL" Salisbury - it's a bloody miracle he put his boots on the correct feet. An absolutely atrocious ref who consistently, whether on the pitch or in the VAR booth, gets everything hopelessly...

He is an amazing player. Just watch his movement and virtually every single pass he makes is incisive and accurate. I genuinely believe if we had signed him (and somehow he hadn't got injured) we would have made the Champions League. Chelsea are so lucky their "buy everyone" policy finally...

Head butt from legendary psycho Solly March I understand. The list of casualties from our notorious, out of control, savage winger is growing.

Concussion apparently.

Pedro back for Chelsea (yay!), Veltman out (boo!) - as per presser.

Might just be an idea not to come on to a Eurovision thread and complain about it being gay.

Ooh another good'un.

I think Armenia is my fave so far. Proper Eurovision that.

Wasn't Ken was it?

We really could do with Cole Palmer getting a red card or a small injury. He is an exceptional player and without him Chelsea would have been in trouble this season. Need to do a man marking job on him on Wednesday.

I don't have utmost respect for Newcastle fans who have accepted their Saudi overlords with barely a word. I also don't have respect for them being allowed to stick away fans miles away from the pitch. I'd be delighted if we contributed to them not making the Europa League.

Terrible homer of a ref.

Imagine writing that during the first half of a match we're winning 😄. Luckily nothing can go wrong now.

Good news if not too serious. Less good news that he wasn't on the plane to Newcastle.

Im sure I remember RDZ saying that he wants his players to train at 100% which was new to them - can't remember where now. Whatever the reason - and the likelihood is its a combination of various factors including bad luck - we could really do with a quieter treatment table next season.