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vulture

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skintmanblues said:
steve torpey of scunthorpe will sign for albion tomorrow
30 year old striker lots of expierience scores lots of goals

source.Please tell me this is a wind up:shootself :shootself :shootself :shootself :shootself
 


















fosters headband

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Sounds good:lolol:

Posted by Fazer on 11 Jan 18:50 Complain | Prev | Next | Reply
Torpey ...

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I counted the times Torpey could have been expected to have won a header when he came on. Answer 7.
He headed the ball 2 times.
Actual headers in the general direction of one of our players, ONCE.
So what is the value of a slow target man who seems unable to even jump now??
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Posted by manchesteriron on 11 Jan 18:53 Complain | Reply
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Even his jogging isn't what it used to be, Imagine how Keogh must feel busting a gut while that lazy pr1ck strolls about.
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Posted by BadApple on 11 Jan 18:56 Complain | Reply
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He's a wage sucking primadonna that should have been off loaded last summer.
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Posted by thelillisexperience on 11 Jan 19:05 Complain | Reply
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The penny's dropped.
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Posted by lawsihateyou on 11 Jan 19:17 Complain | Reply
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He's Laws and the Barmy llamas golden boy though dont forget.
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Posted by sufc_rule on 11 Jan 23:25 Complain | Reply
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I agree Frazer.
The reason he wasn't winning many headers was because he was jumping way too soon so by the time the ball reached him his feet were nearly back on the grass.
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Posted by keoghsleftfoot on 11 Jan 23:33 Complain | Reply
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he's the only 6 ft 2" striker that i know who can jump up for a header and end up 5ft 8" !!!!!
He jumps up and ducks his head at the same time !!!
Also see the pics on the OWS from the city game - there is a great photo of him jumping for a header with his eyes shut - NUFF SAID the guy is a joke !!!
 






glasfryn

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did I :flameboun when he scored a hatrick against the albion,don't ask me when but always been a thorn in our side,if fit,would be a good signing for a few years,and does know where the net is :)
 


BensGrandad

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glasfryn said:
did I :,and does know where the net is :)


Should have been DID know where the net was as he hasn't scored this season yet.

That means we will have 8 non scoring strikers.

I can't believe that even MM is this desperate it has to be a wind up.
 








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